the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
ohmygod
LMFAO OMG
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I HAD TO
Dont laugh
Your family will think your going insane
Dont laugh
Dont laugh
Oh shit im laughing
Im crying
Omg

valinored submitted:
“I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we’re all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we’ll ever have, and I am in love with you.”
- Augustus Waters, The Fault in Our Stars
on a scale from 1 to maes hughes, how dead is your dash
about a nina tucker
I’d say a Trisha Elric though
the majority of the Ishvalan race
Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped
Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget
I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.
is that john green
That’s John Green.
from what i’ve seen, this is how i imagine the hobbit movie will be like when i watch it
this is exactly what its like
does that make the elves lobelia girls
#i would appreciate that #and gandalf is bilbo’s dad
ok im done
i can die happy now
oh my god
jesus christ
don’t tell me supernatural isn’t an emotion because I feel that shit in my soul
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