“I had to wear this tight grey spandex suit — it was not attractive. Not sexy. I basically looked like a teletubby. I would let Kristen stroke my head. I was getting into it but it was pretty embarrassing.”
omg im dying this is hilarious
(Source: gayfortaylorlautner)
(Source: ohamandalynn)
OH MY GOD ROMNEY PLAYED THE “MY DAD WAS BORN IN MEXICO” CARD JESUS CHRIST HAND OVER THE MARIACHI BAND AND THE QUESADILLAS WE’VE GOT A REAL MEXICAN UP ON THIS STAGE
(Source: brandonflowerss)

I TURNED ON THE TV AND
CJSKKFJFJVHJAFJFUTHGBFBD???????FHDJKSFHHEJS;???!?!?!&$JCJDHFUF I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR THE LAST 10 MINUTES WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
WARNING This is the VERY pornographic sound of a human male MASTURBATING
Listen at your own risk…
So /that’s/ what is sounds like.
(Source: lampghost)
WANT
- I just pictured
- Dean and Sam
- dressed as fairies
- sprinkling salt on demons
609983759129857% DONE.
So I was watching this picture for so long and I noticed something.
Look at Alphonse’s hand, He’s pulling Ed and Winry close. (well seems legit)
What if he was trying to..
….
my otp is so canon
so i lost my phone in school today and to test if the phone was mine the cop asked what my screeensaver was.
i had to tell her this
so i lost my phone in school today and to test if the phone was mine the cop asked what my screeensaver was.
i had to tell her this
Favorite Scenes: Reunited » Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
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