Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
what i really love about exo is that they can go from
like are they even the same people ?????????????????
appropriate titles for brendon urie
- beautiful forest nymph
- gentle fawn
- sweet baby platypus
- relaxed hedgehog
- confident and playful sea otter
- overexcited dolphin
- magical bean
Results to be posted.
SHIT. FUCK. I DID IT.
SO I WAIT FOR LIKE 45 MIN AND THEN I FINALLY GET TO MEET HIM RIGHT
AND I’M LIKE
"STEVE, I HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU"
and he’s like
"What is that ma’am?"
And I said, “Do you fondue?”
AND I SWEAR TO GOD THIS GUYS FUCKING FACE
BUT THE BEST PART IS THAT HE WAS LIKE
"You know… I didn’t know what that meant for awhile. But I guess the answer would have to be…. Yes.”